Robert Carrey is Killing ORAL…

Posted on February 27, 2012 by

Oral. It’s what’s for DINNER!!! I can’t help myself. At times I prefer to strap his ASS down and just suck his DICK.  I’m telling you nothing gets me WETTER!!!  You guys drive me CRAZY with your breathing, twitching, shaking, well everything…  So you can IMAGINE how PISSED off I was when I came across an article called, “Oral causes cancer but eating saves: 5 cancer fighting foods.” I know what you are thinking, “I wonder if my status will get likes and comments on Facebook?” or  “why do I keep itching down there?” or “why didn’t they call?” or even “shit when is the last time I even got ORAL?”, and hmmm well I can’t answer that one.  I can tell you that lazy SON-OF-A-BITCH doesn’t enjoy oral nor giving it…  This is what the FUCK UP said…

“The International Agency for Research on Cancer examined the presence of the human papilloma virus (HPV) antibodies in cancer patients and found those with HPV had a more than 30 per cent increased risk of lung cancer.

It has previously been shown that HPV, the virus responsible for genital warts, can trigger cancer development in areas that have direct contact with the virus itself, such as the cervix or the throat via oral sex. However, this latest study also suggests that it can move down through the throat into the lungs, causing an increased risk of both respiratory infection and cancer.

The single biggest thing you can do to help prevent yourself from developing HPV-linked cancers is get the HPV vaccine. However, up to 30 per cent of all cancers can be attributed to diet and dietary improvements can help stave off most forms of cancer – including cancer of the lungs”, By Douche Bag Robert Carrey.

Before I tear Carrey a New ASSHOLE, I am going to give everyone a SIMPLE lesson on HPV. HPV stands for Human Papilloma Virus, and it’s an STD (I know a SHOCKER, were you sitting down for that lesson)!!! There are many strands of HPV, and these strands will determine how severe it will affect you. Now HPV is severe enough to give us pause, because it does cause CANCER, and CANCER SUCKS!!!

“Several types of cancer are associated with HPV:

Most of the time, HPV goes away by itself within two years and does not cause health problems. It is thought that the immune system fights off HPV naturally. It is only when certain types of HPV stay in the body for many years that it can cause these cancers. It is not known why HPV goes away in most, but not all cases.  There is no way to know which people will go on to develop cancer or other health problems” from the , CDC, Center for Disease Control and Prevention.

(Special NOTE: Oropharyngeal cancers; did you see the % of what they were related to?)

So why would the SEX BULLSHITTER even mention that ORAL kills?? He didn’t give out all the FACTS, and gave useless information!!! What he does do is scare the hell  out of us by selecting certain puzzle pieces, and selling them to PROMOTE his BULLSHIT or as I call it SEX BULLSHIT!!! In the very last paragraph he mentions diet and dietary improvements. What is funny is that only 1 food he mentions would supposedly help, according to his theory. This has NOW caused MASSIVE SEX BULLSHIT in the BEDROOM!!!  People will read his article not knowing all the FACTS, and will stop doing ORAL!!!  Carrey buys into or just doesn’t give a SHIT with what he WROTE. If Carrey loved ORAL he would have truly done more research on the topic and reworded his headline, but he didn’t. He left a lot of big factors out, and that is what PISSES me OFF more than anything. Why does Carrey hate ORAL: out of 40 MILLION sperm CARREY was the FASTEST one, he is useless and should have been swallowed!!! Carrey will be home tonight eating his SHIT food that will make him FAT, while hopefully you guys will be getting and giving ORAL!!!

Are we to deny ORAL, because people like Carrey are saying ORAL KILLS? Should we start giving ORAL by using condoms? I actually know a girl who gives her husband oral with a CONDOM on!!! I asked her if she gets a rubber burn, but she just looked confused. She gives her husband oral with a condom on only because she can’t stand the idea of pre cum or cum. She doesn’t want to see it or taste it!! Now that has to be LOVE if a guy is going to get ORAL with a condom on for YEARS!!! Now at least she is still WILLING to do ORAL, whereas other girls REFUSE!!  Can you imagine people dishing out condoms for ORAL? Gives a whole new meaning to mouth sores, and flavored condoms… I love DICK, and covering it up should be a CRIME!!! To the guys out there who love giving girls ORAL: would you go down on a girl if she had a ZIPLOC baggy on her PUSSY? Can you imagine the commercials for those: “holds in for her pleasure” or “cums in all sizes, shapes, and flavors” or even “sealed with a kiss”…  This whole thing can be one big MARKETING scam, because condom sales are going DOWN!!! This is not one of those wrap before you tap acts…  

The next time you are heading south on your partner I want you to give the ultimate ORAL – the BEST that you have EVER given!!! Why? If this SEX BULLSHIT keeps getting dished out you will NEVER know when your tongue will be denied that PLEASURE… Treat every ORAL from now on as if it was your LAST!!! If you never experienced ORAL, experience it before a ZIPLOC baggy or a CONDOM gets placed on you! Everything we do has a RISK factor, which includes walking a DOG. People get health problems all the time; however I am not going to tell you “DRIVING KILLS: 5 sex positions that can save your life!!!”

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Wanted Polygamy

Posted on February 18, 2012 by

Wanted: People to WAKE UP and see that there is SEX BULLSHIT surrounding them ruining their LIFE. Over the past three weeks I have done exploring over the internet, books, and magazines and was floored over all the SEX BULLSHIT that people are dishing out. What is truly TRAGIC that people buy into these FUCKED UP loads of TRASH which are dished by vibrator users, cummers to money (porn actors/actress), and people who afraid to get dirty in the BEDROOM!!!  How do I tackle such a large spectrum of such SEX BULLSHIT? Rome wasn’t built in a day, and either is waking people up from the SEX BULLSHIT. Every week I will come out with three posts calling out SEX BULLSHIT on a website, book, magazine or porn. I will call each AUTHOR out, so-called DOCTOR, or PORN STAR, and let people see what SEX was meant to be.

In America believe it or NOT SEX can be really TABOO. If it wasn’t then polygamy would be accepted in our culture, but it isn’t. Why can’t he get married more than once? Even though the wives are HAPPY are society steps in. Society says it is against the LAW, and they are charged and sentence to prison. Our society doesn’t see it as the NORMAL sexual relationship, and refuses to accept it. When I question people is polygamy right? I heard the SAME answer over and over again, it’s illegal. Now of course right after I heard that then the next comment it is just an excuse for him to cheat on his wife. Of course we know those answers came from the LADIES, however the guys’ responses were little bit funnier: wouldn’t be around when their PMSing, have enough trouble with one and my favorite I guess when the lights are off it doesn’t matter. The more I talked to the guys they wouldn’t do it, because society told them it was wrong.

“Most states base their polygamy laws on the Model Penal Code section 230.1, which provides that a person is guilty of the third-degree felony of polygamy if he or she marries or cohabits with more than one spouse at a time in purported exercise of the right of plural marriage. The crime is punishable either by a fine, imprisonment, or both, according to the law of the individual state and the circumstances of the offense. The crime of polygamy is deemed to continue until all Cohabitation with and claim of marriage to more than one spouse terminate. Polygamy laws do not apply to Aliens who are temporarily visiting the United States, provided that polygamy is lawful in their country of origin.” Polygamy

“For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment. Yikes.

Oral stimulation is not the only form of sex that is highly regulated, however. The State of Virginia dictates that it is illegal to have sex with the lights on. In Florida, Massachusetts, Montana and Virginia, it is illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary. In Oklahoma, pre-marital sex is against the law. Nevada considers sex without the use of a condom to be illegal. In Texas, the use or ownership of more than six dildos may qualify you for a felony. In Georgia, sex toys are banned altogether.” Strange Laws: Naomi Goldin 

Why is it we will go after the polygamist, but not everyone else? Society accepts oral and multiple positions SEX and that is why these laws are NOT enforced!!! Society doesn’t accept multiple partners, and that is why polygamy law is ENFORCED!!! President Bill Clinton was in office and performing ORAL with MONICA, as I am sure you all remember. I don’t blame the GUY, but his ASS was caught!!! Yet society accepts oral and he wasn’t charged with ORAL SEX. Can I just say I LOVE cigars, but I have never looked at a cigar the same way since…  Polygamists have SEX quite frequent, and are happy because of it. The husband has certain days he stays with certain a wife. The wives are close to each other where they are to the point of sisters. Now clearly the husband is very happy, because all his needs are being met. Instead of just getting cheerios, he added fruit loops, caption crunch, and raisin bran in the bedroom. He kept fresh, full of passion, and exciting. Even though they are wives out there that do NOT have the three some, which is majority, the reason it stays so new because when he comes back into your bed it like a fresh breath of air. Yet society deems to look down on them, and go after them with pitch forks and knives. We look at President Clinton and laugh, and mock polygamist.

“Just as President Bill Clinton gave permission to a generation for oral sex by his actions, as leaders of this state…” Steven Thrasher

“Clinton was strict about limiting their contact to oral sex. At his age, he allegedly informed her, “you can’t take the risks of intercourse.”

“ So if Clinton believes that the sex he has denied having, and allegedly encouraged Lewinsky to deny having, isn’t really sex at all but merely an advanced massage technique.”

“he had researched the subject in the Bible and oral sex was not adultery”

“If the President should ever feel alone in his alleged, custom-made theology, it may comfort him to know that he need look no further than Capitol Hill for like-minded erotic apologists. Faced with compelling evidence that he dabbled in oral sex outside of marriage, Senator Charles Robb, a Virginia Democrat, opened his 1994 campaign with a Clintonesque, Jesuitical mouthful: “I haven’t done anything I regard as unfaithful to my wife, and she’s the only woman I’ve loved, slept with, or had coital relations with since marriage.” Newt Gingrich too has been linked to this defense, though at second hand. A 1995 Vanity Fair profile quoted an alleged ex-flame as saying, “We had oral sex. He prefers that modus operandi because then he can say I never slept with her.” Walter Kirn

“When one man marries two women, some other man marries no woman. When one man marries three women, two other men don’t marry. When one man marries four women, three other men don’t marry. Monogamy gives everyone a shot at marriage. Polygyny, by contrast, is a zero-sum game that skews the marriage market so that some men marry at the expense of others.”

“For the individuals affected, losing the opportunity to marry is a grave, even devastating, deprivation. (Just ask a gay American.) But the effects are still worse at the social level. Sexual imbalance in the marriage market has no good social consequences and many grim ones.”

“Crime rates, according to the authors, tend to be higher in polygynous societies. Worse, “high-sex-ratio societies are governable only by authoritarian regimes capable of suppressing violence at home and exporting it abroad through colonization or war.” In medieval Portugal, “the regime would send bare branches on foreign adventures of conquest and colonization.” (An equivalent today may be jihad.) In 19th-century China, where as many as 25 percent of men were unable to marry, “these young men became natural recruits for bandit gangs and local militia,” which nearly toppled the government. In what is now Taiwan, unattached males fomented regular revolts and became “entrepreneurs of violence.””

“…if polygamy were legal for a while. In particular communities — inner cities, for example — polygamy could take a toll much more quickly. Even a handful of “Solomons” (high-status men taking multiple wives) could create brigades of new recruits for street gangs and drug lords, the last thing those communities need. ”By Dumbass Jonathan Rauch

What kind of SEX BULLSHIT is that?!?! What about the DIVORCE rate, does he mention that? Does he think people get married for life, well not anymore… Does he mention single moms or dads or what about people dying at a young age or people who just don’t want to get married? No he doesn’t… Why, because he is full of SEX BULLSHIT!!! He also mentions 19th century China, well that’s fine, however that was how LONG ago and we are in AMERICA which is a completely different CULTURE!!! I mean really drug lords, street gangs, our asses have that now and their parents are not polygamist. 

Yet people get suckered in to his SEX BULLSHIT, and look down at POLYGAMIST!!! Look at it this way, it’s an open relationship but the women just don’t want to see other men. Would you accept that? 

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My Rules of SEX

Posted on February 7, 2012 by

It is CRAZY what RULES have been MADE that surround us: when we can buy alcohol on Sundays, when we are old enough to die for our country but can’t buy or drink alcohol, no elbows on table, no talking in church, clothes match, and at work you know (unless you are a tattoo artist) you can’t get a tattoo on your face, aka being presentable. I can go on and on about the RULES that we ALL follow on a DAILY to a YEARLY basis, should we? Why is putting our elbows on the table a BIG fucking deal? And hey if you have something that is on your mind say it, even if it is in CHURCH!

Why are there so many FUCKED up RULES in SEX? Your partner can deny you SEX, but the RULE is you can NOT cheat on them! You can’t find anyone to release the SEXUAL tension and  the RULE is you can NOT pay for that service! If you want more SEX, but your partner doesn’t, the RULE now SAYS that you’re WRONG and a SEX ADDICT! All these RULES are SEX BULLSHIT, and there is so much more. There are people out there making SEX into a CHORE: from their wording of blow “jobs” to manipulate for pleasure. Is it any wonder why PORN has become such a huge industry or why cheating so popular? There is NO FREEDOM!!! 

When it becomes a LAW then that is some serious SEX BULLSHIT!!! 

“For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment. Yikes.

Oral stimulation is not the only form of sex that is highly regulated, however. The State of Virginia dictates that it is illegal to have sex with the lights on. In Florida, Massachusetts, Montana and Virginia, it is illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary. In Oklahoma, pre-marital sex is against the law. Nevada considers sex without the use of a condom to be illegal. In Texas, the use or ownership of more than six dildos may qualify you for a felony. In Georgia, sex toys are banned altogether.” Strange Laws: Naomi Goldin 

Okay you get the POINT.  It is CRAZY, and so is all the SEX BULLSHIT out there!!!

  My RULES of SEX….

Communication is very important with SEX, because if they don’t FEEL the SAME then they need to GO. I mean right when you meet that person, you NEED to tell them how you feel about SEX. They need to keep up with you, and you are NOT to slow down. If you start noticing at any point in TIME things START slowing DOWN, communicate your ASS off, and let them know this isn’t what you WANT!!!  Love is one thing but SEX is a WHOLE other thing. If you know right off the bat you can’t keep it separate than it is over!! The reason why love and sex don’t mix is because love is an emotion whereas sex is NOT!! People say I made love, and truth is NO you didn’t you had SEX. Someone else did the exact same thing you did two doors down. Sex is a very POWERFUL feeling, but never confuse it for an EMOTION!! Make yourselves as CLEAR as possible, and stand your ground.  If things don’t change, DITCH the BITCH!!! If you stay it is SEX BULLSHIT, and you made your HELL!!!

A Safe Word is important if you’re into S & M, but also if you’re into  stuff a little kinkier than others.  A SAFE WORD is a rule, because of two reasons. One: a guy’s limits can be pushed, and it is FUN getting there!!! You can’t say NO, because let’s face it, sometimes NO means YES. When you make a safe word it has to be the craziest and weirdest word ever said, because we all can shout out some FUNKY things during SEX!! One of my words for example was blue cabbage in the duck’s bill, try saying that when it MATTERED!!!  Needless to say I did things I didn’t want to but in the end fucking LOVED the FACT I couldn’t get the words out! 

Allowances in your sexual experiences to grow. It is one thing to LOVE a person, but another to GROW.  I love you therefore you shall never GROW, that’s SEX BULLSHIT!!! You can have GREAT sex with someone, and they don’t give you everything. You have a puzzle but the pieces are MISSING. All I am saying to grow you need to search out for those missing pieces, because NO one person can make you GROW sexually. Yes I am talking about cereal again… What can I say I have been having Fruit Loops and now it is TIME for some RAISIN BRAN!!!  I don’t want to hear I had plenty of partners before I got married. All of our bodies change and with that SEX does as WELL. What position felt good at 18 doesn’t feel good at 30 anymore. You become OLDER and more aware of what you like, and then there are times you have to do new positions because your body can’t handle the old. As much as I love someone and want to give him every SEXUAL experience possible, I know I can’t. This coming from me, the person who loves SEX and ADORES sex, simply yes. I will do anything for him SEXUALLY, but it wouldn’t amount to another piece of the puzzle for him to GROW. Not finding your puzzle pieces is SEX BULLSHIT!!! On that note how big is your puzzle?

Age is NOT just a number, and that is NOT SEX BULLSHIT!!! I have seen couples that are 20 years apart, and it is there you know how SEX works, it is NOT important. If you’re a 30 year old man would you ask a 10 year old girl out? NO, if you would you are one sick BITCH! So years later the girl is 30 and you’re 50, what is the difference? You can’t keep up sexually beyond 20 years, but if you choose to seek one as your puzzle piece then that is a piece and only a piece! Look at the ALMIGHTY playboy HUGH and all his GIRLS, because truth is it was just a show. Hugh could never keep up with all his girlfriends, and yet everyone ask how does he do it… The girls don’t say anything because it brings them attention, money, and more popularity. Don’t get me wrong about HUGH I am sure he is a nice guy, but I mean he basically pays girls for an ILLUSION. I just wish he would cut the SEX BULLSHIT out and fucking admit it!!! If you are still in your teens, then you need to remain sexually in your teens!!! You are still learning the basics of SEX and getting through those awkward moments, and to learn them from someone who has is just SEX BULLSHIT!!! First not on you, but anyone who is stepping down willing knowing how their partner is going to be, FAIL ON YOU!!! Yes I said fail; did you learn nothing from your experiences, why did you even bother having SEX in the first place if you were just going to STEP down? Do you step down because you think you SUCK and they make you feel better about yourself? Always stick with your match and NEVER step DOWN!!! 

My rules are EASY and have always remained the same. So why is it society’s RULES always change?

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Sex Addiction is another word for TEACHERS

Posted on January 26, 2012 by

“Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of star-cross’d lovers take their life.”

A well known story, Romeo and Juliet, written by William Shakespeare. In the story Romeo and Juliet only had sex once, however anyone can feel the PASSION and DESIRE centuries after it was written… Of course in today’s society everyone has a theory behind Romeo and Juliet, but that isn’t the question I am going to ask. Only a person who knows such PASSION and DESIRE could write such a story, and Shakespeare nailed every emotion of those FEELINGS. Granted Romeo and Juliet is NOT true, but neither is having a SEX ADDICTION!!!

People who are told they are addicted to SEX, who does that come from? In all this time do you know how this surfaces? Because when Romeo and Juliet was written NO ONE was addicted to SEX! Well truth is when I went to look for the genius that came up with this theory I couldn’t find him or her. They earliest material I could find was from 1987 from a MENTAL health book. The word sex addition didn’t come out till 1988.(Now I have looked, and could find anything earlier, but if you did please SHARE). I know what some of you are thinking, they didn’t have PORN or all the SEXUAL stimuli that we have today.

Our HISTORY was MORE open with SEXUALITY…

Sexuality in ancient Egypt was open, untainted by guilt. Sex was an important part of life – from birth to death and rebirth. Singles and married couples made love. The gods themselves were earthy enough to copulate. The Egyptians even believed in sex in the afterlife. Sex was not taboo… Even the Egyptian religion was filled with tales of adultery, incest, homosexuality and masturbation… with hints of necrophillia! Masculinity and femininity itself were strongly linked with the ability to conceive and bear children…

-Ancient Egyptian Sexuality By Caroline Seawright

To a Roman sex did not create any kind of bond between two people. It created no obligation between one side and the other. And, for the man at least, there appeared no reason why he should not share many sexual partners, – as long as it didn’t get him into any form of trouble.
What is peculiar though is that, whereas even the sharing of a meal created a form of social relationship with a person, having sex with them did not.

-Household Sex

Sui Dynasty – 590 AD to 618 AD:Once again, China returned to the Taoist doctrines and new sexual literature and manuals began to flourish.
Such texts included the following:
The Secret Methods of the Plain Girl
Handbook of Sex of the Dark Girl
Recipes of the Plain Girl
Secret Prescriptions for the Bedchamber
Principles of Nurturing
Ishimpo
Secrets of the Jade Chamber
Many of the texts continue the sexual instruction to the Yellow Emperor, trying to tell him how to obtain a long,immortal healthy life, by having many sexual relations with many women gaining their yin essence without expendinghis yang essence, or prolonging his orgasms/ejaculation. All of the texts are very detailed and each has unique sets of sexual positions with animal-like names for each individual sex position. Sex was seen as a cure-all for everyhealth ailment that a man had, and different sexual positions were given as prescriptions to cure these ailments.

-History of Sex: Ancient China

How do you know if a NUT job will say your an ADDICT?

The National Council on Sexual Addiction and Compulsivity has defined sexual addiction as “engaging in persistent and escalating patterns of sexual behavior acted out despite increasing negative consequences to self and others.” In other words, a sex addict will continue to engage in certain sexual behaviors despite facing potential health risks, financial problems, shattered relationships or even arrest. What is Sexual Addiction:By Micheal Herkov, PH.D

Now let’s look at that SEX BULLSHIT!!! How many of you EAT, get GASOLINE, SMOKE, and tried but can’t have CHILDREN? We all know food, gasoline, and cigarettes have gone up in PRICE. We all know that is bad, and causes health problems. If you can’t have children, the amount of MONEY put into in vitro is FUCKING crazy!!! Which causes stress upon the relationship, and it can end it. These are all POTENTIAL problems of eating, getting gasoline, smoking, and trying to have a child. Which ones would you classify as an ADDICTION?

There are THREE types of people when it comes to SEX:not important, important, and the people who are classified as ADDICTS. They are the ones who truly LOVE sex, and they are the ones from which PASSION and DESIRE that led ROMEO and JULIET. They are the yin and yang, and they are the TEACHERS. They are not PORN, or hookers, or even strippers. That’s just a SHOW, and an illusion of what could be much more. If you ever meet a person who TRULY loves SEX you can TELL it a whole different game. Feeling and giving PLEASURE is of the GREATEST importance to them. They will STOP at nothing to FILL that VOID or to achieve pure XTC…

They can fall deeply in LOVE with someone who feels that SEX is IMPORTANT, however could never remain faithful. The people who see sex as important, don’t want it every day or back to back, or even hold restrictions. Their partner would have to love them enough to share them, and know it would only be just SEX. Clearly this is where relationships are hard to grasp. When you have people who look at sex as unimportant and important. Cheating comes to play as well, fighting or just becoming PUSSY whipped!!! The teachers will never stand for this, and will know right off the BAT, and will make themselves known how they FEEL about SEX. You either accept it or DON’T.

The people who decided to START to call it SEX ADDICTION, were probably the people who were cheated on. They knew who they were, and couldn’t keep up. Making them feel BAD for who they are, and for LOVING the greatest EXPERIENCE. This is why SEX ADDICTION is SEX BULLSHIT!!! Having SEX with someone who truly LOVES sex is a GIFT not an ADDICTION!! My WISH for ALL of you is that you can experience that GIFT, and see truly what PLEASURE is all about.

I am thinking about going to a SEX ADDICTION meeting to question a counselor right in front of everyone, and ask them how their SEX life is. Ever wonder if it SUCKS or to them it isn’t IMPORTANT? If it is a girl, ask if they use a VIBRATOR, because it is a factor. If it is a guy, ask when he lost his virginity, that is also a factor. There are so many key factors that are NOT being mentioned by these so called counselors when they call these TEACHERS sex addicts, and it’s time to shed the LIGHT on them!!

Never feel guilty about having SEX, or wanting to have SEX. It is a GREAT experience, and MUST be PRIMARY in any RELATIONSHIP!! Just remember we all have our SEXUAL match, and it is VITAL that you have that. If you don’t it is SEX BULLSHIT!!! Never wait for it to happen. MAKE it HAPPEN!!! A great life is about living it, not watching…

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Married Men Start having SEX

Posted on January 21, 2012 by

My MARRIED men, why do you do what you do? Why do you look so damn GOOD? Why did you GET married? I am sorry, but I can’t HELP myself and I know it is SEX BULLSHIT!!! I don’t know what it is about MARRIED men that makes them so ATTRACTIVE!! Okay I do, and it is the same reason for the forbidden fruit…

I can’t have THEM, and it SUCKS. They are untouchable, and I am supposed to back down. However I can’t HELP myself, I am like a little girl in a candy store. It doesn’t matter the age, size, or how long they have been married for, because my ASS will be all OVER that SHIT!!! Now I can’t say I am all to BLAME, because some of them have started it, and I totally JUMPED at it. Just like this morning, and DAMN it was FUN! What sucks is I know his wife, and do I feel bad? NO, because I believe if she was doing her JOB he wouldn’t be looking. I mean today was HARD core, where my co-worker noticed and said “Name ONE  reason not to get married.” I said guys know I don’t want to get married, and they love that because they don’t feel trapped.  She asked, “don’t you want to spend your life with someone?” I laughed and said, “a guy would have to be very secure to let me be with him and OTHER men.” I just LOVE men too much to give it all up. It will ALWAYS be about the SEX!!!

Here are some TIPS for BOTH Married, SINGLE, and Forbidden Fruit!!!

I am going to kill a joke, because I think it goes like this…

What food kills your SEX drive more than any other?

Wedding cake!

When a couple gets MARRIED it is COMMON knowledge that the SEX DECREASES!! Now we know damn WELL it isn’t the GUY. Sorry lazy spoiled BITCHES, because we know it’s your doing. Just like the saying, “all guys want is SEX,” that sure wasn’t started by MEN. Guys do you think your GIRLS throw away their VIBRATORS, NO!! They don’t need to have sex with you when they have a GENERIC dick. Actually girls will do anything to GET off other than have sex with her MAN, and that is SEX BULLSHIT!!! Any men who are engaged or married throw away her vibrator and SEE what happens. Now if you STICK to your guns, firm, and be ALPHA male. You will see a BIG difference in your SEX life, because it will increase, and get better. Now if you back down, clearly things will stay the SAME or get worse. This is where divorce or cheating comes into PLAY, and I don’t blame you. I definitely see it as SEX BULLSHIT if your ASS doesn’t stand up to your GIRL.

 Don’t get me wrong. I do and have fallen in LOVE, and have been faithful. Having a GUY tell me I can only SLEEP with him, would be eating one type of cereal until I die. Even though you enjoy the cereal very much, you still want something different. Like right now I am seeing someone who I am absolutely having amazing SEX with, and couldn’t be happier. I know the SEX can get only better and more exciting.  He has also brought a lot to the TABLE, which none of the others have done. There are things he won’t do, because of his character.  I mean don’t get me wrong, it isn’t his fault. Some people just prefer NOT to DO certain things, and that is OK!! This is something I have been craving I want, and been hinting and hinting.

You can only go so far. Never push anyone who isn’t ready, and never make them feel uncomfortable. I want to keep what we have, but I want what I have been craving. Now if I was married, I would be miserable knowing I would NEVER get this and that would be SEX BULLSHIT!!! So to me not getting MARRIED is making sure I get everything SEXUAL. Like I said I am a very sexual person. Back to the point, my MARRIED men…

Please if you’re UNHAPPY, take a STAND, and we will BACK you!!! SHIT my ass will ALWAYS back you guys… Never ever let your marriage fall into a shitty sex life. You NEVER want your SEX life to become SECONDARY, and I never want to hear there is NO time. It should never be routine, and always be fresh. Lets’ face it, you wouldn’t have MARRIED her if it wasn’t. If you want to SAVE your marriage make the CHANGES, or get out, or it’s SEX BULLSHIT!! 

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Virgins vs Numbers

Posted on January 20, 2012 by

I was going to be a NUN; till I found out I got NONE. Of course my ASS wasn’t going to give up the BEST fucking SPORT ever!!! Would you also be with a VIRGIN, and FEEL okay about it? I feel sorry for Virgins, because they have this IDEA what the first time should be like, and what SEX is. It isn’t until we have SEX that the TRUTH cums out, so to SPEAK!

There are some out there who just can’t find anyone to have sex with, and TRUTH is what do you DO? I think the longer they wait the more the self- confidence goes down. What are friends for? Even if they are your friends just help them out. Give them that BOOST of confidence, and knowing that you did your GOOD deed. I knew this guy who didn’t have SEX till he was 19 years old. Okay you’re thinking that is still young and what is wrong with that. He was VERY good looking, smart, built, funny, but lack confidence. Damn he was more than GOOD LOOKING, he was total GQ!!! In fact I will call him GQ.

I have a rule about numbers, NEVER ASK, however VIRGINS will bring this up. GQ was very upset about being a VIRGIN, and I was UPSET that he was a VIRGIN. However I was NOT going to take away his VIRGINITY, he needed to have control of his first experience. Knowing that he was a VIRGIN I would be directing and that would NOT have helped his EGO!! Instead I gave him TIPS on how to do certain things to girls, and hooked him up with my BF little sister. Like I said what are FRIENDS for… GQ became an ALPHA male that night, and after that night he went on giving more girls multiple orgasms!! See what a GOOD deed I did by helping him out?  And you can do the SAME.

 Now there comes a point where you are not a virgin, but your partner has MORE experience with people. When you hear you feel like a VIRGIN in comparison, and that is WHY you don’t ask!!! It makes both people feel like SHIT! The most asked question I have gotten from someone was, “Where do I meet these people?” Well look around, because we are surrounded by people. A number, is a number, is a NUMBER!! It doesn’t define who you are, or what you can do in the bedroom. All it says is how much you have HAD sex. I could say I have slept with 2 people in my life, but when I did it was NON STOP. So that would be over 800 days of sex per se, is that a lot? That isn’t counting if you went more than once a day. Now I could also say I slept with 30 but only one time, is that a lot? So which one has more experience?? It doesn’t matter, and asking is SEX BULLSHIT!!! Stop asking the FUCKING question, and step up to the game. Bring it or STAY HOME!! Asking someone’s number is like asking them how much money they have in their BANK account and I dare your ASS to ask that question. Stop playing SEX BULLSHIT!!

Not that I am comparing, however one of my men’s numbers were in 300s. Yep, that is right he actually kept COUNT!!! I saw the EFFING BOOK!! Now another relationship has what I call virgin numbers, and that is numbers that are between 0-20. It isn’t a bad THING, because the VIRGIN totally kicked ASS in the BEDROOM, where as the 300s lacked!!! Also don’t forget you are looking at your SEXUAL match. I thought for sure the 300s would be my match, but his ASS just became routine, and still to this day he thinks he is my BEST! All because of his NUMBERS and it has nothing to do with the numbers. The virgin numbers just became more exciting, and better every time. 

So don’t judge someone by their performance the first time, especially if that person isn’t very experienced. Because only time will reveal how amazing the sex will actually get. Some guys don’t have much experience, but they can certainly learn quickly – and once they find their confidence… LOOK OUT!  Their sexual progress can go from timid and awkward to so amazing you are left SPEECHLESS! And the best part is, once you learn the art of turning an underconfident Virgin into an ALPHA BADASS you’ll have something pretty special in your bed.  Numbers don’t mean shit. 

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Ban Male Circumcision

Posted on January 18, 2012 by

Nothing defines SEX BULLSHIT more than removing the most sexually-sensitive parts of someone’s genitals without consent of the person whose genitals you are slicing and dicing.  As a male, I don’t have any complaints about sex.  I still find it quite enjoyable, as do most circumcised men, despite the portion with the most nerve endings being removed.  Ignorance is bliss.  But you have to wonder – what am I missing?

Of course, female circumcision which is practiced in many cultures, is looked at as pure brutality, and is openly criticized for the barbaric and oppressive procedure that it is.  I’m very pleased that this is trickling over into the world of males too, who seem to have been “hoodwinked” into having this practice done without having any idea what they are missing.

Hopefully this “tradition,” and others like it, can continually be toppled as humanity advances in its ability to make decisions based on what makes sense.  Many traditions and religious practices and/or attitudes, particularly about sex, are perpetuated through the minds of all the fucking retards of the world incapable of thinking beyond what they’ve been told is “the way things are.”  These traditions and religious beliefs are often at odds with how humans really are.  I don’t see why it’s so fucking hard to just acknowledge our true nature and celebrate it instead of constantly trying to suppress it and beat it into submission.

Fuck circumcision.  I look forward to a future where the practice simply does not exist, and people talk about it in textbooks like they do other nonsensical medical practices from long ago – like bloodletting.

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